i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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