just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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