We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize