its not stalking. its research.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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