How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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