Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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