Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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