what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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