I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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