You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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