what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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