I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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