VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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