what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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