I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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