Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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