This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
