I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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