I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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