I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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