Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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