my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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