in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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