How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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