There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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