i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
