Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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