then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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