i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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