Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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