quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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