my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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