I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the day after is always just damage control
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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