Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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