Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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