Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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