I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and she was petting her beer can
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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