Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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