I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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