super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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