Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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