physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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