dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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