eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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