Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
