I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
