i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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