..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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