gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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