Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The cops high fived after they tackled you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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