if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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