so explain again why im purple
no
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
