ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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