Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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