she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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