bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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